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At a recent Dock Party, we were discussing naughty nautical terms. As the night went on, and the cutter cocktails flowed, the terms got even more hilarious!
Back in the day, sailing was strictly for men. In fictional lore, the only women at sea were mermaids, damsels taken captive by pirates or captains (yes, I’m a hard core romance novel addict), and brave women paying passage on vessels…all the while being ogled by the all-male crew.
Pondering the naughty-cal terms below, it’s blatantly obvious that men invented them:
- Bow thruster
- Drive shaft
- Blow me down
- Thar she blows
- Broad in the beam (think about it…)
- A shot across the bow (think about this one, too…)
- Going on the hard
- Cuntline (I seriously can’t make this stuff up!!)
Three sheets to the wind doesn’t just mean being drunk.
And, believe it or not, Cat O’Nine Tails also has nautical origins. According to Wikepedia: “The cat o’ nine tails, commonly shortened to the cat, is a type of multi-tailed whip that originated as an implement for severe physical punishment, notably in the Royal Navy and Army of the United Kingdom…”
That concludes our naughty-cal history lesson for today. If you need a cold shower now, I’ll completely understand.
And, if you have other terms to add, please share!
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Angela Hoy is a publisher, a blogger, and the author of 19 books. She lived on dirt her entire life before her family gave away almost everything they owned, and moved onto a 52-foot Irwin Center Cockpit Ketch. They all live, work, and play on board full-time.
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